Nanoputans suffer. You can make their pain go away. With nanobots.
You are putting end to their misery - do it for their own good, and to feel all warm and cudly inside again. Besides, watching little creatures to die helplesly under your electron microscope makes one feel so much more alive...Its so much better than crushing kittens in a dark room with pliers, believe me.
AND I really hate it when I post a comment and when I get a reply I don't get a notification about it in my email account. I have to check manually each comment I've made and it's impossible to do. Maybe there's a blogger.com feature or plugin you can use? Thank you very much.
I have no idea, cow_MI. I haven't seen such a feature on blogger, but I know other comment thingies have that feature. But then we'd have to implement it, and get the bugs worked out, and fix it, and also we're pretty lazy, so sorry.
...or maybe you could synthesize a nano-woman with a particularly large breast and become the Russ Meyer of molecular sciences: "Faster, Nano-Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"
Molecular actuators at the hip joints for it to move. A strong coupling or 'clicking' group at its one hand for it to kill. Then, upgrade it with newer version of actuators and killing groups.
I think the nanobot is more like a nanocat - it'll probably ran its head into something until it gets petted/does a Diels-Alder with whatever olefins are lying around. Or a tar baby for Nanoputians - maybe that will be someone's hobby, watching them struggle while stuck on a nanobot stuck on a surface.
You can't tell how this thing blows my mind off, especially with "nanoputian" being so consonant with "nanoPUTIN", the head of our team of biorobots on top.
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Nanoputans suffer. You can make their pain go away. With nanobots.
You are putting end to their misery - do it for their own good, and to feel all warm and cudly inside again. Besides, watching little creatures to die helplesly under your electron microscope makes one feel so much more alive...Its so much better than crushing kittens in a dark room with pliers, believe me.
That pretty much made my week.
And Milkshake, please leave the poor kittens alone. Else, I'll have to send the ninjas after you...
LOL!
Really, I'm laughing real loud.
AND I really hate it when I post a comment and when I get a reply I don't get a notification about it in my email account. I have to check manually each comment I've made and it's impossible to do. Maybe there's a blogger.com feature or plugin you can use? Thank you very much.
I have no idea, cow_MI. I haven't seen such a feature on blogger, but I know other comment thingies have that feature. But then we'd have to implement it, and get the bugs worked out, and fix it, and also we're pretty lazy, so sorry.
That's pretty kick ass.
...or maybe you could synthesize a nano-woman with a particularly large breast and become the Russ Meyer of molecular sciences: "Faster, Nano-Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"
Molecular actuators at the hip joints for it to move. A strong coupling or 'clicking' group at its one hand for it to kill.
Then, upgrade it with newer version of actuators and killing groups.
show me nanotron!
Nice attention to detail. The robot has smelly feet!g
Slowly?
I think the nanobot is more like a nanocat - it'll probably ran its head into something until it gets petted/does a Diels-Alder with whatever olefins are lying around. Or a tar baby for Nanoputians - maybe that will be someone's hobby, watching them struggle while stuck on a nanobot stuck on a surface.
Ok, now make me a poodle, clown. And then a Tommy gun.
Neat structure by the way
Where are the acetyl feet?
You can't tell how this thing blows my mind off, especially with "nanoputian" being so consonant with "nanoPUTIN", the head of our team of biorobots on top.
cow_2001: Livejournal does that ;)
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