8/31/2007

I am slowly losing my mind

I AM NANOBOT


NANOBOT IS PROGRAMMED TO KILL NANOPUTIANS

KILL THE NANOPUTIANS

KILL

KILL

KILL

NANOBOT KNOWS NO MERCY

14 comments:

milkshake said...

Nanoputans suffer. You can make their pain go away. With nanobots.

You are putting end to their misery - do it for their own good, and to feel all warm and cudly inside again. Besides, watching little creatures to die helplesly under your electron microscope makes one feel so much more alive...Its so much better than crushing kittens in a dark room with pliers, believe me.

Ψ*Ψ said...

That pretty much made my week.
And Milkshake, please leave the poor kittens alone. Else, I'll have to send the ninjas after you...

cow_2001 said...

LOL!
Really, I'm laughing real loud.

AND I really hate it when I post a comment and when I get a reply I don't get a notification about it in my email account. I have to check manually each comment I've made and it's impossible to do. Maybe there's a blogger.com feature or plugin you can use? Thank you very much.

Excimer said...

I have no idea, cow_MI. I haven't seen such a feature on blogger, but I know other comment thingies have that feature. But then we'd have to implement it, and get the bugs worked out, and fix it, and also we're pretty lazy, so sorry.

Kyle Finchsigmate said...

That's pretty kick ass.

ZAL said...

...or maybe you could synthesize a nano-woman with a particularly large breast and become the Russ Meyer of molecular sciences: "Faster, Nano-Pussycat, Kill! Kill!"

Andrew said...

Molecular actuators at the hip joints for it to move. A strong coupling or 'clicking' group at its one hand for it to kill.
Then, upgrade it with newer version of actuators and killing groups.

Ryan said...

show me nanotron!

Chemhelper said...

Nice attention to detail. The robot has smelly feet!g

Hap said...

Slowly?

I think the nanobot is more like a nanocat - it'll probably ran its head into something until it gets petted/does a Diels-Alder with whatever olefins are lying around. Or a tar baby for Nanoputians - maybe that will be someone's hobby, watching them struggle while stuck on a nanobot stuck on a surface.

Ashutosh said...

Ok, now make me a poodle, clown. And then a Tommy gun.

Ashutosh said...

Neat structure by the way

Jan said...

Where are the acetyl feet?

Liquidcarbon said...

You can't tell how this thing blows my mind off, especially with "nanoputian" being so consonant with "nanoPUTIN", the head of our team of biorobots on top.


cow_2001: Livejournal does that ;)