8/02/2007

ah, google...

Excimer and I both have many things to do in a short amount of time, so it's unlikely that you'll get a serious post out of either of us anytime terribly soon. In the meantime, though, it's been a while since you saw any of the search terms that got people to CBC...

We had some strange confessions:
i got bromine in ch2cl2 on my skin
kittens are blinded by camera flash

A few quasi-scientific-sounding searches:
distilling absinthe using pressure cooker
awesome state singlets

People looking for advice:
is it bad to not go to an uncle's funeral
is fish bad when it has a bad smell

And a few searches that were downright creepy:
japanese skirt obstacle course
george whitesides sleep
better than ether to knock someone out

13 comments:

Alcifer said...

Funny stuff. How did you find those things out?

Anonymous said...

Are you going to answer the question about the uncle this is important ok

kiwi said...

i think you may be dealing with less people than you think; clearly "george whitesides sleep" and "better than ether to knock someone out" relate to the same scenario, probably "kittens are blinded by camera flash" too.

Ψ*Ψ said...

kiwi--was it you? are you planning to knock GW out, watch him sleep and blind his kittens?
at least leave the poor kittens out of this...

kiwi said...

damn my cover is blown - if only i knew what was better than ether to knock people out...

Ψ*Ψ said...

A hammer might work, but it would be awfully messy.*

* Ψ*Ψ does not advocate or condone violence toward George Whitesides or kittens.

kiwi said...

now he's going to look suspiciously at everyone carrying a bottle of ether, a hammer, a camera flash, a kitten and their uncles eulogy to his office. that must be like 10s of people a day

Ashutosh said...

Was someone looking for a sleep-inducing drug that George Whitesides has been secretly working on?...I smell a conspiracy here.
"Why shouldn't I work for the NSA?"- Will Hunting

Uncle Al said...

japanese skirt obstacle course

(Roone Arledge) + (Rube Goldberg) = (rune goldberg) + titters?

mevans said...

You guys are the number one hit for "flat, pretty, and dead."

Ψ*Ψ said...

mevans: That just totally made my day.

Excimer said...

we fucking better be.

kiwi said...

till some nutjob starts hitting underwear models with a steamroller, you will be