3/19/2007

you found us HOW?!

Every now and then it's nice to be able to post something amusing that doesn't require much thought. Search engines are great for this. I don't know what these people were looking for, but most of them probably didn't find it here:

aldrich bottles
silicon carbide paper home depot
biology nonstick (They're clearly looking in the wrong place. No biology here!)
milkshake tattoo
shower curiosities
stalker tools

The kinkiest searches were probably fetish for hydrocarbons and nipple pierce electrode.
We also got hits from they hate him they rollin and pimp glassware.
Someone was wondering is vodka carbon based? Meanwhile, someone else asked what will remove highlighter ink from a shirt? (Easy! Just get a self-cleaning shirt.)

Some people decide to use Google as a confessional:

hair dye clogs drains
iodine turned me pink
i got methylene chloride in my eye


Ouch. That sounds painful.

15 comments:

Excimer said...

I feel bad for the people looking for advice on important things like removing highlighter ink from your shirt or getting methylene chloride in your eye (oh god ow) and getting this site instead. Those poor, poor people.

Ψ*Ψ said...

Maybe we should start offering nipple pierce electrodes. Just so we can make some of them happy.

Mitch said...

Victims anyone?

milkshake said...

I got these charming Google referals to OgrPrepDaily:

"Catchy interview phrases to get management jobs"
"Iodine gas chamber"

Ψ*Ψ said...

OgrePrepDaily? Hmmm. I think I like it better that way. Especially because we are Carbon based curries...
:D

milkshake said...

To be called "a curry" is salubrious. There are lakes of Panang curry, in my paradise.

Chemgeek said...

You piqued my curiosity. I checked my referrals.

I got Googled with "messy toilet chemistry."

Hmmmmm. There are so many questions to ask.

Matt Jenks said...

When in grad school, one of my coworkers got DCM in his eye. Needless to say, it hurt. It also did bad, bad things to his contact lens.

I haven't figured out how to check my referrals. I'm sure nothing interesting came my way.

Ashutosh said...

How does one find this out?

Ψ*Ψ said...

Statcounter ;)

Anonymous said...

it is painful ;-|

Matt Jenks said...

Statcounter...right.

milkshake said...

stalker tools!

Lakshmi said...

I once got the referral "Bored housewife chemistry". Freaked me out.

Paul said...

Because of the post I did on Thallium, I quite frequently get search hits from people such as How to poison someone...